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Gap Song: Mr Grinch   

This song is from the Dr Seuss book and, later, the movie “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.” It’s not Christmas, not even close, but that’s appropriate as the Grinch didn’t like the holiday season either. He’s probably delighted that people are listening to his song out of season.

Listen to the Song here. 

The sound quality of this video is much better though:

Then fill in the missing words. Solution underneath.

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You’re a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a ____________
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an ____________
Mr Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black ______________.

You’re a monster, Mr Grinch
Your heart’s an empty ___________
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your ____________

Mr Grinch, I wouldn’t touch you with a 39-and-a-half-foot _____________.

You’re a vile one, Mr Grinch
You’ve got termites in your ____________
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick ________________
Mr Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you, I’d take the seasick _______________

You’re a foul one, Mr Grinch
You’re a nasty wasty _______________
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your sole is full of __________________
Mr Grinch, the three best words that best describe you, are as follows,

And I quote: Stink, Stank, ________________.

You’re a rotter, Mr Grinch
You’re the king of sinful _____________
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple __________________
Mr Grinch, your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled-up __________________

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a nauseous super ________________
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked ___________________
Mr Grinch, you’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic ____________________!

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Solution:
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart’s an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you’d take the seasick crocodile!

You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You’re the king of sinful sots,
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super “naus”!,
You’re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You’re a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Stink, stank, stunk”!

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